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Bomb attack unconvincing, says new Brit PM
Posted on July 5, 2007 by Mark Baard
Clods & Keystone cops: Brown compared police to the inept characters in “Police Academy,” according to the Daily Mash.
This isn’t the first time I’ve seen satire relayed as fact in the conspiracy community. The UK’s version of The Onion, called The Daily Mash, reports that PM Gordon Brown told MI5 recently that they did a lousy job of scaring the crap out of people. He said, according to the article, that he wanted to see maps and Arabic literature in the cars that were set to go off in London.
News with Views is running a link to this piece in its headline ticker this morning.
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Filed under: Big Brother, Globalism, Satire, Terrorism | Tagged: Cover-ups, False flag operations, Websites
In King Lear, Shakespeare wrote;
“Jesters do oft prove prophets”.
The trouble with the times in which we find ourselves is that it is almost impossible to satirise the situation.
Heard the one about the evil cabal ruining the planet to amass millions they won’t be able to spend because the world will unfit to live in and no one left to order around?
You can’t make up stuff like that.
for sure - the words of the fool have always been the seat of wisdom, like a constant carnival where inversion is the order of the day. I think that we are losing the meta because all around is the Godzillesque meaninglessness. Case in point - i like the parallelnormal blog, i dig the range of stuff thrown up here and the occasional absence of an apparent point of view. I don’t subscribe, however, to the conspirafatuation which seems evident to me in, for example, many of the recommended links. Pointless ramble? Not completely - satire can be the most honest coverage possible in times like these. How the fuck can CNN (e.g.) cover GW surviving choking on a pretzel as if it’s real news? How can the complete lack of belief we have in anything stated by supposedly democratic governments just be the unspoken truth of every political story, rather than the main story itself? The earnest chase for an anchoring explanation can see well-intentioned semi-conscious people disappear right up their own ass, when they could instead just kick the highly culpable ass directly in front of them.
That said - killer line about Brown. Bombs that smoke visibly for an hour in public before exploding should probably not even be punishable as weapons. There should be a terrorism provision that covers severe fuck-ups - like trying to light shoe bombs with matches. Perpetrators just have to get humiliated on the talk-show circuit, with the penultimate appearance being on David Letterman to read out ‘Top 10 reasons why i’m a dumbass”.
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“Robots don’t complain and never talk and remain, forever, non-union.” Dr. R. Michael Castle
http://bariumblues.com/methodic_demise_of_natural_earth.htm
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimbel in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
You must realize by now we’re dealing with the morality and physics of the alternate dimension “Bushzarro World.” The armies of the age old Reptillian Side Show - designed by Mengele Oz/Pan Monarch, mind control programming, the victims of fractured fairy tails seem to be running the assylum.
“Listen, it’s like this. The point of collage, is that unlike things are stuck together to make, in the best case, a new reality.”
CULLING ATTRACTIONS
This homeowner noticed planes making “tic-tac-toe clouds” and “weird designs” in the sky before the goo fell.
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“The bad guys are on the run!”
A reporter then quipped, “I’m afraid Senator Leiberman has taken an excursion into a world of fantasy.”
“Blessed is the state that hides its most egregious crimes behind the smokescreen of incompetence” Jeff Wells
The Office of Truth Enhancement…Because sometimes, the truth is not enough - MarkFiore.com
Mr.Pretzaldent
Makin da World Say-fuh
FallOOOJAA-D
Evildoooherhers wrongdoers
“Saddamnists”
LIVE from the HEXAGON
A meddely of Death and Resurection
ITS…
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BUSH -MEMOIRES OF NINE ELEVEN
Part 1
STAY THE TOTAL CROCK -THe last Stampede of the Worlds Worst Carbon Cowboys
STARRING…
THE EMBARRASSMENT
TO HUMANITY ITSELF….
Bush-The Spoiled Man-Child
I hear there’s rumors on the Internets
The Adjustment is Under Way.
Times like these? when the fuck ever have there been a time like this?
Lets Revisit the Katrina Disaster Shall We,
“By the strange coincidence of journalism” Jeff Wells
WOW wolf Blitzer’s NEW-FANGLED ENTERSLAVEMENT DE RAILING-CENTER, multi-split screen was ALL set up and installed, online and ready with BAM KAPOW BOOM real-time MIND SCRAMBLING graphics, on line and just in TIME for the perfect multi-bazillion dollar split screen disaster. 4 displays combined for the main for that added OOOOHHHHHH! Ahhhhhhh! For the extra STREAMLINED, EXTRA IN YOUR FACE BLITZKRIEG on 5 different, even 8 or 9 SIMULTANEOUS NEARLY LIVE HORSEFED VISIONS OF CHAOS — KAPOW BAM! GAZZONKED! into our brains at once! All at the command and narrative o and with a smooth practiced execution
Perfect timing in attempt to distract the entire nation away from the rapidly growing awareness of disaster monkey’s uncontainable qWagmire, you know, makin da world say-FUH! From the little good unjustified invasion, appears to be little more than a dustier version of the “ongoing disaster” in Louisiana.
Perfect timing to usher in (sweeping?) new laws granting FEMA? BUSH CABAL? unprecedented? powers of controlling unruly masses starting with the poorest of the poor.
The perfectly timed super storm to usher in more neocon reform and manufacturing another crisis, real or imagined, it’s enough for our Oilgarchical overlords to justify their means to an end. Thus the gullible travels of the shleeping hoi polloi under a system, guided via controlled media. Thus, the thundering herd of Consumers keeps the grease on what is merely a tread over a wheel of its own enslavement. As the robber baron monopolies take over, first by blatant coup, conquest by false flag attack, illegal war, divide and CONquer, conquest benefit from the price gouging if you will, no matter it’s an obsolete source of fuel we’ve been force fed for the past hundred years significant oil producing industry to bolster the archaic combustion engine elite’s newest oil is scarce, prices must go up, gospel. A story brilliantly foretold in the article, “The last Stampede of the Worlds Worst Carbon Cowboys.”
Cut to a commercial few days later
…And not 2 steps behind, 2 upper tiered marionettes (BUSH CLINTON) make an appearance at the supposed bequest of little Lord Smirkelroy, in the name of corporate fund raising for disaster relief. Translated - LET THE open bidding for corporate/federal land grabs begin!! 3 years from now, we can expect to see the 2 SKULL N BONEADS KERRY and LITTLE LORD CHIMPLEROY sitting together in a classroom in the next planned crisis, via weather modification, or geomagnetic manipulation. Oh but why should I waste my time trying to convince you, go back to watching your WORLD on CNN.
CNN - CONTROLLED NEOCON NETWORK
LARRY KING LIVE — – KATRINA AFTERMATH—-
Poor Larry, the potential death toll of Katrina sent his already morbid concern of mortality into such a tizzy, he lost all composure…
LARRY KING has someone on phone inside the SUPER DOME was “SUPER DOME CALLER, REGINALD”
LK- ANYBODY DIE IN THERE REGINALD?
SUPER DOME CALLER REGINALD [anyone with compassion who even has a suspicion of the machinations would have felt the cold chill that swept over the man on the other end, the relief it must have been to manage a line to CNN, no matter how much you revile mainstream, there was a significant glimmer of hope, HELL was not inevitable, all that now suddenly in the pit of your throat, GULP, ,
Reg - politely --- I'm... sorry what was that?
(as if the gentleman honestly believed or hoped he could not have heard Mr. King, that it wasn't possibly true... that the world is truly in the control of lunatics, but a fearful trepidation of the truth, cut through in the moment of silence.. thus given his situation, was the somber tone of his newfound hell)
LARRY- almost cutting him off, Blurted with Gruff Childlike Impunity -
!!!!! ANYBODY DIE!!!?????
"SUPER DOME CALLER" - Reginald, who saw the brief moment of relief vanish in an instant, obviously thrown by such ghastly a foci, now saw all hope vanish, and all listening could feel his heart sink,. There was this time but a slight moments pause, ...I could feel the cold chill sweep over me as it must have the man, his voice, lowered, his initial energy, one that sounded just moments ago to be relieved yet deeply concerned. He was sounding reasonably composed in that setting but not hard to detect the frayed nerves. Must be some pressure to talk to CNN making sure his message was succinct and to the point, so both his life and thousands of others could be removed from an obvious precipice of complete disaster ]
Reg - Uh… yes Larry, there are a few ….
Despite what one can easily imagine as a WORLD GONE MAD, Reginald, anyone else would probably collapse into a babbling desperate fool begging for rescue, yet with untapped courage, probably realizing had he done so would start a panic. He kept his composure amidst the huddled throng as it intensified with a growing mass of desperation as the night drew in. As I watched, I don’t pray very much, but that evening I thought it could be the least I could for these poor people, for people like Sean Penn, prayer isn’t good enough. A true hero, no GUN, employing actions not words, not just facing the aftermath, he knows he’s potentially facing the repercussions of our Satanic Majesty Jr. for making him look bad, and the media whipped up a contrived smear campaign just as expected. If that fails, and he is unbreakable, then to be conveniently made the next victim of terrorism or tragic victim of friendly fire, or whatever lie they smugly devise, whatever cornfield they want to wish him away into, another tragedy the embedded could gleefully force feed to us later. Off with his head.
And Reginald, a white guy left behind with a vast majority of (understandably) angry citizens of color who I can imagine having less faith in the system and for whites, a spring loaded trigger, or so one might have gathered from the news footage, because if not FRUSTRATED you were then a LOOTER, whether you knew you would get out alive or not, whether you trusted the government or saw a potential CULLING of the HERD. No matter what it was thought or hoped, Armageddon, a World Gone Mad was your reality…surrounded by people who have nothing to lose because they were already in pure survival mode.
Yet, thinking back to what I would be thinking if I was Reginald, Weather Manipulation or not, CNN, thank GOD! A voice of reason amidst the chaos! LARRY! Alright! At least even THEY could not pretend this one away, a city wide catastrophe, sensationalism unnecessary and downright irresponsible. CNN! But even better, Larry King! Compassionate, too old to care about the retirement package to have souled out, but in the face of it all, it wasn’t to be. In fact, pretend sensitivity would have been preferred to what transpired, it was diplomacy akin to a Twilight Zone episode, the one that Larry King meets the Exorcism of Emily Rose, or Steven King! What’s next, Super Dome day of the Fuckin Dead? Knowing what I know about our rulers, I ‘d have at that point broken down into despair and sobbed, yet, in an admirably patient fashion, he remained in control. Yet in a significantly tempered tone from the initial point of contact. In apparent realization that his worst fears imaginable did indeed exist, the revelation he was simply being used as a pawn to feed a mass of misery, being fed to the masses.., a feeding frenzy for the parasitic Draconian Bushzarro World dimension, was true.
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It’s real good! It’s real good for you to say such a thing!
it’s REAL good Athony, it’s just fine, it’s REAL good what you did, REAL good. Thats real fine that you done that!
I turned them into MONSTERS! Oh sure you did, you had a REAL good time! But…you remember, you wished them away into the corn field, and mommy and daddy were real upset! But, it’s REAL good what you did! Real good!
The Malady Lingers On
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http://www.digital-sledgehammer.com/superchicken/
Some FIEND is throwing Elephants around to throw the world off balance and causing it to tip!
but WHO? Thats my line Fred, …BUT WHO?
When you find yourself in danger,
When you’re threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin’,
(puk, puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
just Call for Super Chicken!
(puk, ack!)
Fred, if you’re afraid you’ll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it
(puk, ack!)
He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin’
(puk, puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken!
(puk, puk, puk, puk)
Call for Super Chicken!
(puk, ack!)
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Seems like the makers of Super Chicken, Jay Ward and Bill Scott, the creators of “Rocky and Bullwinkle” and “George of the Jungle” knew something or two about the hidden occult agenda pulling the strings, and parodized it in the cartoon, no wonder it’s not available. Take a peak. at the site.